i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
Offended! A Tumblr Musical
My mother died during a musical, you insensitive fuck.
that’s it that’s the opening number
i’m hijacking this terrible post and turning it into a matrix gifs thread